THINKING AGAIN

THINKING AGAIN

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

I just remembered, I have that dreaded furniture disease, that’s when your chest falls into your drawers.

JUST ONCE WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO DO THIS?

Always when people see the cat litter box they say, oh do you have a cat?
Just once wouldn’t you like to say, no it’s for company. Here’s your sign.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it occurred to me, they are cramming for their finals.
As for me, I just hope God grades on the curve.