Senior Humor

We all get heavier as we get to be seniors.
I have always wondered why that is.
Did you?
It is because there is a lot, more information in our heads.
So I am not fat.
I am just really intelligent and, my head can’t hold any more information,
So it started filling up the rest of me.
That’s my story and I am sticking to it.

What is an adult?

One who has stopped growing at both ends but continues to grow in the middle.


Wrinkles are something other people get, mine are character lines.


A good friend is like a good bra: Hard to find
Supportive
Comfortable
Always close to your heart.

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