Only one joke this season

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
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> > "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
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> > something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
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> > The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
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> > flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
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> > You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
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> > The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
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> > He shook them and said, "They're bells."
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> > Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
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> > The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
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> > finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
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> > St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
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> > what do those symbolize?"
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> > The man replied, "These are Carols."